Just when I had begun to lose all hope for Canada, I came across Shiny Happy Gulag. Unfortunately, his weapon of revolution has to be a 34 inch aluminum bat, since the Canadian Government has confiscated all of the handguns, and forced registration of the rest. We may have to begin a Berlin airdrop style operation to keep the guy in operation!

Link, of course, via Emperor Misha, who is the proud blogfather of the Gulag