Or I'll.........shake my fist at you and walk away!

I doubt I've told you this, but my wife works at one of the local policing agencies 911 call centers. Well today she got the call on this. It seems a 5ft 6in woman with a thin build walked on into the bank and without a gun or any other type of weapon (she didn't even imply that she was armed) asked for, and got, all the cash in the tellers drawer.

This is the sixth time she has been able to do this.

What a bunch of Mega-Weenies!

If I needed a loan, walked into the bank, walked up to the teller and said "I need some money", I think I might get charged with attempted bank robbery.

So, if you're in the Seattle area and see a white woman, 5ft 6in, with wavy brown hair, call the police. Lord knows that there aren't half a million women who match that description around here.