Saturday, May 24th, 2003

The end. Almost. Only three decent entries today. Everyone must be out making their protest signs.

City Image XIV � The Redcoat takes a shot at haiku. You know haiku. The noble Japanese style of poetry, co-opted by hippies as a legitimate way to write poetry when you have no ability to rhyme because your vocabulary is so messed up from the drugs. And then his commentors give it their all. Why wasn�t all this put in their little book that keeps getting "censored"?

Liar, Liar, Bush on fire � Kelso enters an article originally from the Southridge High School paper. The second sentence asks that no critism be given that won�t be instructive or constructive. It basically follows the left�s talking points memos about all the �lies� Bush has told so far. You can tell what a mentally unstable child Kelso is. He thanks his sources CNN, Yahoo.com and The Sunshine Project.

And even with 15 more entries, this entry would have probably still won�.

Martin Sheen Pardons Irish Peace Activists � A representative from �Pit Stop Ploughshares� posts for all to see. Yes, the opening tag line is funny, but not this funny. �The Pit Stop Ploughshares Community in Ireland received a full pardon from �acting� president, Martin Sheen, just in case the Irish government does not grant the activists a fair trial�

It seems that 5 dippy hippies �non-violently disarmed� a US Navy warplane. In between the lines you can read that they trespassed on government property and vandalized US government property in protest of the war in Iraq. Unfortunately, they could only get up to 10 year sentences for their crime. But to Mr. Martin Estevez, they�re little angels.

And that is it folks. Thank you and goodnight.