Well why not, Ron was such a success. True he can never be president, but the entertainment value in watching political opponents try and deal with this is just TOO SWEET!
Might make negiotiations with foriegn governments a touch easier. Let me introduce the new Secretary of Defense. You can stack your weapons in the corner as you sign the surrender, and whatever you do, don't make eye contact.......Remember you're standing on plastic.
Posted by Mark Edwards at July 15, 2003 03:32 PM | TrackBackTHANK GOD! Comments are back!
I know, I'm a lazy-ass bitch for not heading to the forum.
But, really, by the time I got there...I forgot what I was gonna say.
Anyhow, Ah-nold can be the gov of CA if he wants...as long as he does a good job. Almost ANYTHING is better than Davis.
Posted by: Da Goddess on July 15, 2003 03:47 PMAmen to that!!
Posted by: Mad Mikey on July 15, 2003 06:02 PMI would love for California to have a governor who can swing steel. He may only know the film moves, but they look good. I like to imagine him walking onto the state senate floor with a blade and suggesting it would be a good idea if this or that passes.
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