He then rounds out his day by talking to rocks.

"Fort Lauderdale "rock talker" Michael Levy says stones "are here to help us" but their message is getting lost because most humans just look at them as inanimate objects."

"Right now, the rocks feel human kind is "going down the toilet," what with large corrupt corporations and religious holy wars. But Levy says we can reverse all that, just by listening to the rocks and following their advice."

Proof that 'Pet Rocks' and 'Ludes' don't mix.