Dennis Kucinich, candidate for president. No really, he's actually serious. His website though makes for some sidesplitting humor. Too bad he doesn't know we're laughing at and not with him. A few examples.....

Ohio Congressman Kucinich campaigns in Beaver
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, 7/30/2003

Well Hell, if ya got to, ya got to.........(for the younger readers, ask an uncle what "Beaver" used to mean.)
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Dennis Kucinich, the vegan who would be U.S. president
The Hill, 7/23/2003

Kiss off the Montana vote.
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Kucinich Challenges Cheney in Iraq Flap
Associated Press, 7/22/2003

Mr. Foreman, Pee Wee Herman would like a word with you..
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Kucinich, former intelligence officials question Bush administration
Associated Press, 7/15/2003

Does that mean he used to be intelligent too? What, a head injury?
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Nader urging Democrats to back Kucinich in '04 primaries
Cleveland Plain Dealer, 7/11/2003

Vermont's Poet Laureate Backs Kucinich
Barre Montpelier Times Argus,
7/11/2003

Two, two kisses of death. He'd a made it a trio but Saddam is indisposed right now.
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Kucinich Challenges Democratic Candidate Dean's Positions for Not Being Progressive Enough
Associated Press, 8/8/2003

How the Hell do you get to the left of a vegan pacifist socialist with no ambition to raise above garden slug on the food chain? And why would you want too?
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Oh, and let us not overlook his proposed department of hurt feelings either.

Would anyone really ever vote for a guy who looks like a demented alternate universe Moe Howard for president? You could hang his picture in a barn to scare rats......