I found this at Emperor Misha's place yesterday. And while I agree that Sharon should just sign it and send it UPS to the 'palestinians', I don't think Bush will let him. And I am still working on why.
"Memo from Israel to Palestine"
"As you know from our repeated meetings over many years, we have repeatedly done our best to accommodate your incessant demands regarding employment, compensation, housing allowances, health benefits, and other items of mutual interest as we have endeavored to work together on "Project Peace in the Middle East."
"We have, with your agreement and assurances of a better performance, given you time, money, professional help, medication and a more than reasonable offer of land for you to live in while you work out "your issues." In the course of these meetings we feel we have been more than forthcoming in our attendance to your "special needs."
"From time to time we have accepted your written word that, given adequate resources, you would be working to resolve "your issues." We note, for the record, that at no time has your word proven to be worth the paper which we both so ceremoniously signed. Indeed, it has been our bitter experience that the working out of "your issues" most often involves explosive episodes on the streets of our country."
Go read the rest. I'm pretty sure you'll agree with the Emp and I.
Posted by AnalogKid at August 25, 2003 04:30 AM | TrackBackRather say you both would agree with me since I'm the person who wrote it on the site named above.
Glad you liked it.
Posted by: Van der Leun on August 25, 2003 03:59 PM