From Drudge. First, AL FRANKEN is an asshole, certified, point blank, no excuses, brain dead, self satisfied, I hope he eats shit, born again asshole. Just so you know up front what I think of him. This interview is almost painfull in it's repeated attempts to prove that he's not only smarter, but that he's really, really, REALLY funny. Honest Injun. If this doesn't scream "this guys a fucking asshole in ten foot letters" then nothing else does.
Franken even writes of baiting Barbara Bush, the former first lady, on a January 2000 plane trip, imitating her son's manner of laughing and suggesting that would be good fodder for comics -- until she dismissed him with a scowl.
Dickhead wasn't happy being a FUCKWAAH, (thanks Cait) no, he had to seek out an insult the man to his own mother in a private moment. But's it's funny you see, he's such a comic genious and all that stuff........If my mother was still alive and some asshole sought her out because he just fucking had to hurt her to jerk off his pathetic little pecker of an ego, I'd hack his balls off and force the fuck to chew them good and proper. How on earth can you be so fucking retarded and still be able to breathe. The Franken post that Neal gave, I commented that he was gentler than I would have been, but dammit if Franken is allowed to be "Mad", then I claim the same ground. Fuck him, his pissing in the fountain grin, and his mental health issues and his probable drug habit........My, now that wasn't fair was it,.......fuck fair. He wants war, he better buy vasoline, cause he's destined to get cornholed by people much brighter than himself, ......which seems to be everyone.
But in writing such a strident book, doesn't he risk being branded the sort of ideological warrior he spends so much energy attacking?
"First of all, I'm funny," Franken said. "It's done for comedic purpose. And I don't lie."
Oh well then shit, I take it allllll back, Al says he don't lie. That makes it carved in stone then doesn't it. Because he's funny, (so he says) he gets license to lie, distort, and defame, all in the name of humor. The President, networks and conservatives of every type spew lies at every turn according to him. everyone is a big fat liar, except him, cause he says so.
I'm so fucking glad he settled that, aren't you?
PS, Now that was almost theraputic, I feel better now.
screw al frunken fag an the cowboys ass he rode in on
Posted by: t om husley on September 28, 2003 07:03 PMAs Al's Mom, I feel compelled to write the truth here, and I don't lie.
As a child, Al was a pain in the ass. Always whining, always complaining. He never made it school without losing his lunch money.
He was a bad student. From age nine until we kicked his sorry ass out of the house, he would masturbate instead of studying. Al was a pervert, constantly raiding the hamper and sleeping with my soiled underwear.
Al started doing drugs in 9th grade. By the time he left high school, he was a flaming cocaine freak. His big break in show business came about due to his drug transactions with the late John Belushi (of overdose fame).
After his short career as a wannabe comedian dried up, he stole money from us for his mental therapy and drug habit.
Now that he's given permission to a bunch of left wing idiots to use his name for a book, I hope he leaves us alone.
Frankly, I'm sorry I ever gave birth to the four-eyed cocksucker. He's about the worst thing I ever squirted out of any hole. In true liberal fashion, I should have had his sorry ass aborted and flushed him down the toilet.
Posted by: Mrs. Franken on October 21, 2003 09:19 AM