Everybody's got one. That crazy relative who just spouts off dumb ass crap and expects everyone to listen. They don't even have to be intoxicated.
Well, Jim McDermott isn't really my uncle, but he is my Congressman. And thats about as close as I care to get to the codger.
Check out this bile,
"McDermott argued that our invasion of Afghanistan was not to rid the country of the Taliban, but to establish an oil pipeline from Turkmenistan to Pakistan."
Heres a link to the entire article.
Last week while I was shopping with the wife's parents, we were in a little Irish shop in Ballard and I overheard a couple of bourgeoisie elitists (a man and a woman) fawning over Michael Moore. It seems that one of them went to see his stage act the last time he was in Seattle.
They were prattling on about things that Moore spoke about and they wandered onto the subject of 'War for Oil'. It got so insipid that I couldn't really stand any more of it.
There was one problem. This Irish shop used to be a house and I was in 'The Scottish Room' which used to be a bedroom, and the 'Insipid Twins' were standing just inside the doorway. I was going to have to at least say 'excuse me' to them to make it to the doorway so that I could get to the 'Imported Food' room for my favorite crackers. And if you've hung around me, you'll know that I have a tendancy speak my mind quite readily. So what was a guy to do?
I waited until one of them said something about the civilian deaths and popped in with my favorite question of the braindead. I said "Excuse me, it was a shame that some civilians died, but which Sharia law is your favorite, the stoning to death of adulterous women but not adulterous men, or the gang rape of 12 year old girls when their 4 year old sister leaves the house with out a male escort?'
As they stood with their mouths agape as if I'd just dropped my pants, I said "I said excuse me and I do need to move on to the next room. Thanks." The zombified MoveOn members parted and I was stared at as I passed through them.
Oddly, I heard no more chatter from them for the rest of my visit to the Irish shop.
Posted by AnalogKid at November 04, 2003 02:25 AM | TrackBackSweet.
Your social skills are better than mine, I wouldn't be that kind or subtle. More likely than not, it would involve a in your face stare down, accompanied by a rather harsh "make a hole".
But that would be me being primitive again.
GGGrrrrrrrrrrrrghhh.................
Posted by: Mark (puggs) on November 4, 2003 03:05 AMNo doubt they were wondering
"does this nutcase think Michael Moore is a muslim?"
or perhaps "We better keep quiet, this guy is obviously a few apples short of a picnic"
Posted by: hjhjhjhjhj on November 4, 2003 07:07 AMGood for you, AK! I'd love to have seen that...
Posted by: Leigh on November 4, 2003 08:44 AMI have to remember that one next time I hear that kind of BS at school.
Posted by: Mad Mikey on November 4, 2003 08:46 AMActually, hj, they were thinking, "hj must have failed basic english. He has no fucking reading comprehension."
Let me help you here. Look for the break in their subject. Its in two parts, here,
"and they wandered onto the subject of 'War for Oil'" and here "I waited until one of them said something about the civilian deaths"
Does that help you, turd? Or are you going to DEMAND an apology for making it overly difficult? Go back to school. And don't forget to ask for your balls back.
Posted by: analog kid on November 4, 2003 10:59 AMOh I see, no civilians ever died and anyone who says so supports stonings....
Glad I avoided your school, was it for "special" children?
Wow, I'm amazed at the way you manage to not only avoid the point but put words into AK's mouth while completely being nothing but a snot-nosed idiotic fucking prick! Bravo, you jack-off!
Posted by: Raging Dave on November 4, 2003 09:16 PMAh........Besides the usual braindead pap, blood for oil and such, these happy enlightened progressive types also parked their wide asses in the middle of a doorway at a business to discuss policy issues.
That was rude and very inconsiderate.
So tell me jarjar, why don't you guys bother to at least paper train your pets?
Posted by: Mark (puggs) on November 4, 2003 09:30 PMWell jarjar (thanks Mark), that remark was so damn stupid I'm not even going to respond to it (put the bong down, man).
I'm pretty sure I've asked you the question I asked them before and you never gave me an answer. So go think on it and get back to me. Until then, just continue making out with your Saddam blowup doll, K?
Posted by: analog kid on November 4, 2003 10:24 PMHehehe, so now Harmonia has morphed into JarJar. I knew unblocking those IPs would have almost immediate entertainment value.....
Posted by: Neal on November 5, 2003 08:58 AM