Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor not a chef!

I think I gained 5 pounds Thursday and I'm ready to box Michael Moore now. A serious challenge to that despicable hypocrite is forthcoming because Ted "Stalin" Rall is avoiding me like the plague. I am ready to rumble. I am the second greatest of all time.

1. Two 21 lb. turkeys.
2. sage and onion dressing.
3. cornbread dressing.
4. candied yams
5. mashed potatoes & gravy.
6. chicken and noodles in the slow cooker.
7. cranberry sauce.
8. black olives.
9. fresh hot rolls & butter.
10. homemade pumpkin pie with whipped topping.
12 pumpkin bread, banana bread.

Overload to be sure, and the fridge is jammed. But when a woman's pregnant, she wants FOOD,.....in mass quantities and at every odd hour of the day.

Me tired now. Family happy. Job done.

Sir! All stations manned and ready with stuffing!

CDO: Shall I give the order to begin stuffing the stuffing?

CO: You may stuff when ready!

[Over 1MC]By order of the Captain, begin stuffing! That is all.

CDO: Sir, all stations report stuffing in progress. Indications look good sir!

CO: Very well.

Yummy noises heard in the background

CO {to himself): Ahh, nothing like the sound of a crew making yummy noises!