"Take a chance and roll the dice."

For the truely refined ghoul on this All Hallow's Eve..........

Ride with the moon in the dead of night

Everybody scream, everbody scream

In our town of Halloween!

An appetizer, main course, then dessert..........While not strickly speaking a Halloween site, it goes to show tongue firmly in cheek, that Canadians do indeed have a sense of humor.........

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

La la-la la, Halloween! Halloween!

If you've ever skimed a cookbook then you know everything generaly is reasonibly safe. Exact times, exact measurements, exact temperatures. If you pay attention, you'll do fine. For the adventerous experts, take a peek at this set of online recipes from an 1896 cookbook.

Afraid, be very, very afraid........

1. Forcemeat Balls. I'm so not gonna touch that one.

Cut fine half a pound of veal and the same quantity
of suet, and beat them in a mortar. (You'll go blind beating your meat like that.)

Shred fine a few
sweet herbs, a little dried mace, a small nutmeg grated, a
little lemon-peel cut very fine, some pepper and salt, and
the yolks of two eggs. Mix all well together, then roll
some of it into small balls, and some into long pieces. (Sigmund would have a stroke reading that.)

Roll both in flour, and fry them of a nice brown. (Right, fry your long meat and balls, may I never type that again sober!)

If they are
to be used with white sauce,(heh...)instead of frying them pour a
little water into a stew-pan, and when it boils put them in,
and they will be done in a few minutes.(You really have to wonder how they survived to raise a family, it's no wonder they were so thin in those days. They had to choke the food down.)

This find from The Great Team. They were found via my friend bsti at Chapel Perilous. If you happen to visit bsti, keep in mind that he is no friend to Bush, but he disdains the left with equal ferver, so please keep it friendly. He's a truely unigue individual, and that is a great thing to say of anyone.

While surfing the Google Image search engine I stumbled across what I think, is some Danish college site. No expert on Europe, I have deduced some things from stumbling around here. They're even stranger than I feared. For example, this page in their gallery seems devoted to candy.

Lets review.
1. chocolate
2. chocolate, yawn.
3. ? either someone dipped some Milton Bradley game pieces, or someone has had too many wet dreams about dairymaids.
4. chocolate, (druming fingers).
5. - 15. run of the mill kiddy fodder. (nodding off), though 6. looks lethal.
16. Necco? I HATE NECCO, NUKE THE FUCKS BEFORE THEY BREED.GAHHHHHHH!
17. - 22. Still average, yet the colors are becoming......disturbing.
23. HEY, the nipple guy's back. And his girlfreind must be anemic!
24. Kraft Macaroni & Cheese candy? Noooo,.... really? Nah, it's gotta be the lack of sleep, please tell me it's the lack of sleep..........please?
25. Gummi O-Rings?
26. Gummi something.......

I think 3. is definitely the winner. View image
There's lots at this site to make you go hhhmmmmmm, trust me. The cafeteria food I found makes me pine for the ol' chow hall. I never thought anything on earth could do that, but then I've never been tramatized by Danish food either.

A harmless waste of time, but lets peek at that number 3. again.......