If it wasn't so wrong, I almost feel like making up my own theories just to compete. It's bizarre, I met a UFO believer once, he patiently explained to me how aliens where being kept at various Air Force bases in such and such a building. I pointed out that having been stationed at one of those bases, that the building he sited didn't exist. He then explained to me that being a member of the dark cabal hiding the truth, of course I would lie about it.

You can't argue sanity into the deluded. They like being that way. They derive pleasure from believeing that they alone can see the real truth, that makes them special in their fantasy world.