Comments: Doktor Kidd's Rectal-Cranial Impaction Clinic

Me got crowbar! Me help!

Posted by Mark (puggs) at December 2, 2003 03:54 AM

I've also heard that called "a head-rectum inversion".

Posted by Cait at December 2, 2003 06:38 AM

**...in need of a glass stomach.**

I like that. In the aviation community, we're big on checklists. For instance, when you do something especially stupid while flying an aircraft:

1 - Attempt to correct problem. If problem corrected, remove cranium from rectum.
-If problem remains, leave cranium in place and repeat step 1.
-If problem compounded, proceed to step 2.

2 - Carve hole in abdomen.
3 - Raise seat.

Posted by Mike the Marine at December 2, 2003 07:54 AM
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